Happy 75 Gneeh Valentine

Happy !@#$ing Valentine 3ala ra2ey Ahmed Helmy....

Nezelt ana we so7aby 3ashan nakol, fa ro7na Tivoli sadef tab3an enno kan yom el Valentine we kollo me2adeha a7mar fi a7mar we hadaya we balaleen b2a we sho3'l men elre7'ees da.

Elmohem ro7na mat3am balash a2ool 3ala esmo 3ashan may7'srsh elzabayen bs howa awel 7arf menno kan The Noodle House, da7'lna a3dna we shofna 7anakol eeh we nadena elragel 3ashan ne3ml elorder, la2enah by2ollena fi minimum 75 gneeh, tab3an kollena est3'rbna, msh 3ashan en fi minimum 75 gneeh bs 3ashan elmat3am elakl fih re7'ees, ya3ni msln ana law a7'dt shorba we main we pepsi msln msh 7aygebo 70 gneeh.
Olna lelragel weg-het nazarna, fa elragel allena asl elnahrda fi event el Valentine fa fi minimum 3ala kol el foodcourt 75 Gneeh, tab3an e7na maktan3nash, fa oltelo msh manteky 7'ales eni adfa3 aktr men taman elakl 3ala elfady, la2eet elragel rad 3alia rad 3'reeb, alli "Maho 7adretak msh 7atetbst law la2eet 3eyal 3ammala tetnatat 7awaleek" tab3an howa aal elgomla di men hena we ana olt bs ta3alali b2a, radeet 3aleh we oltelo "Eh el3onsoria di, ya3ni enta 3andak elkobar a7sn men eslo3'ar di keda tafre2a we rabena mayrdash belzolm ..." we 7'aleto fi nos ameso.
Elmohem a7'dna ba3dena we omna we kolena agm3na en elragel da 3adeem el7'ebra m3 eno kan by2ool eno howa partner.
Taba3n e7na lessa 3ayzen nakol fa ro7na aklna fi Popeye, mal2enash la minimum wala 7aga bel3aks de7na la2eta ragel labes dabdoba byst2blena we sho3'l re7'ees bardo :P

Nehayto elragel tele3 3'aby we kaddab we matro7oosh 3ndo!

La2 Ahmed da 7aga tania

Kont a3ed mestany eldoor wana 3and el doctor, we kan fi ragel we set we bentohom, bentohom 7awalhy 9 sneen keda. Fi television maftoo7 we gayeb a3'any, kano gaybeen o3'nia bta3t sa3d elso3'yar. Fa la2eet elset bet2ool le gozha "3aref sa3d elso3'yar da, elnas 3amala tentakedo m3 enno bany game3" elmohem we heya bet2ool kelmet game3 di la2eet elra2asa zaharet m3ah fel clip we medayaha haz walla agda3 wez. Bs 3ady ya3ni mahi Fifi Abdo bte3ml ma2edet ra7man fi ramadan, aiwa tab3an maho elra2s da fan wel fan 3omro makan 3eeb. Eli adhashni aktr b2a en bentaha elso3'yara bet2olaha "Ana ba7b Ahmed elsa22a", amet omaha enshaka7et keda we aletlaha "La2 Ahmed da 7aga tania, zoo2, a7'laa2, sakafa, we 3omr ma7ad etgara2 we aal 3aleeh 7aga we7sha" we a3dt temda7 feeh we tala3eto a7sn wa7ed fel 3alam.

Elmoshkela eni kont faker en elgeel elgdeed howa eli bs elli tafeh keda, we en elgeel eli ableen rasy we 3a2el, bs lel2asaf nazrety ma tel3tshi fi ma7alaha. Yatara ama ykono elahl keda elwelad ama yekbaro 7aykoon 3amleen ezzay. We yego fel a7'er we ye2olo 3aleena geel mehabeb

كأس الخاسرين

Kesbna elkas lel marra eltalta 3ala eltawaly we elnas msh mesada2a nafsaha we nezlna fel share3 we hayassna we hopa we hopa ah 4 gowa 3 barra we kalam a7'er gamal.
We ba2et monta7'ab masr le korat elkadam howa da elwatania, weli msh bytfarag mayb2ash watany, elnas betfakar ezzay!? Nefsy a3rf eh elli elsha3b byksabo ama masr teksab? wala 7aga, mat2oleesh ba2a bet-da7'al elfar7a fi olobna we elklam da, ezzay asln ne7'aly le3ba reyada tet7akem fe masha3er elwa7ed! law rakezt shewia 7atla2i fi 2 bs mostafdeen men matchat el kora:

1. Ela3eeba, elgehaz elfanny, we eledara. We dol bystafido 3ashan bya7'do floos.
2. Elseyasa el3olya 3ashan byla2o elsha3b yetlehy fi ay 7aga we mayfkrsh fel masayeb eli bte7sal 7awaleh

Enama enta b2a estafdt eh? wala 7aga. Masr kesbt Masr 7'srt enta 7atefdal enta la 7atzeed wala 7at2el.
Di Propaganda btet3ml 3ashan teb2a 3amla zay el3'emama btet7at 3ala 3een el7omar!